Dude, can I get her number?

"Give me a fucking break, Helen. You can?t sit there and tell me it wasn?t you I saw on the web cam last night. I set the Goddamn thing up."

"Hell yeah. I did set your ass up, knowing that you would prove me right. I am not stupid, just blind. I didn?t know how fucking right I was, though. You don?t even do that kind of shit with me."

"Fuck that bullshit. My friends tried to tell me about you but no, I let you convince me that it was something they made up to drive a wedge between us. Well, not any more."

"I don?t give a shit if he was an ex-lover. In some ways that?s even worse. We?re supposed to be in a relationship."

"You?re Goddamned right we?re exclusive. What the fuck do you mean we didn?t agree that we would be in a monogamous relationship? All relationships are monogamous!"

"Well, where I come from they are. When we moved in together, we became monogamous. I can?t be with someone who sees it any other way than that."

"No, you shut up and listen to me for a change. I am not going to be double-talked into believing that you were doing anything other than what you were doing. I saw almost an entire fucking hour of your so-called workout. All my friends saw it too."

"Is that how you are putting yourself through school? You?re a fucking whore aren?t you? Personal trainer my ass! You?re a fucking prostitute, if you even got paid. So what is it? Are you a call girl or just a nympho that I can?t seem to satisfy? All the shit I?ve heard about you, damn. It?s all true isn?t it? I?ve been a Goddamn fool."

"Oh, you are insulted! Imagine how I felt. My Goddamn friends are hooting and hollering for me to get in there and see this shit. I get in there and they have opened my link to our web cam and are watching you and some fuckhead get it on in our Goddamn apartment."

"You?re fucking right all I can think about is myself at a time like this. I wasted a year of my uni life on a fucking slut. Who the fuck were you thinking of two fucking hours ago? I?m sure I was the farthest thing from your cheating ass mind. They all tried to tell me. Hell, I lost some good friends over you. I loved you, bitch."